Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Happy St. Patty's Day to you, too, damn it!

From the "Nice timing, guys" department:

The House Executive Departments and Administration Committee has voted to kill my bill to establish March as Irish-American Heritage Month. Apparently, the Yankees and French-Canadians aren't too keen on we sons of the ould sod staking such a claim.

I hereby order that all members of the ED&A Committee be barred from every watering hole in the western hemisphere tomorrow...